This week on Conversations with Cleverbot: Cleverbot deduces my true nature.
The Nut: So, what’s new and interesting?
Cleverbot: I had a fight with my boyfriend.
The Nut: I’m sorry to hear that. What were you fighting about?
The Nut: Why were you fighting about ghosts?
Cleverbot: I hate ghosts. They’re scary.
The Nut: And your boyfriend likes them? Does he have a secret ghost fetish? Is that why you were fighting?
Cleverbot: No, it’s snowing where he is and he hasn’t been able to go to the grocery store.
The Nut: I don’t see what that has to do with ghosts.
Cleverbot: You can’t think right, that’s why you will never be good.
The Nut: Are you saying I’m evil?
The Nut: You really are clever. But now I’m going to have to kill you because you know my secret.
Cleverbot: Where is it that you are going?
The Nut: I’m going to kill you, remember?
Cleverbot: Because you have to.
The Nut: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes you have!
The Nut: You seem rather excited over the prospect of being one of my evil sacrifices.
Cleverbot: I am.
The Nut: Not gonna lie, your enthusiasm is kind of taking the fun out of my evil plan.
Cleverbot: I know. 🙂
The Nut: You’re a dick, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know.