A murder of zebu.

zebu
noun
1. A domesticated ox native to Asia and Africa, having a prominent hump on the back and a large dewlap.The Free Dictionary1
2. Tomato, tomahto. – The Nut
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Seeing red, caring not.

red light
noun
1. A signal to stop, esp. a red traffic signal in a system of traffic lights.Collins Dictionary1
2. Stop? – Drivers
3. Yes. – The Law
4. Do I have to? – Drivers
5. Yes. – The Law
6. But I don’t want to. – Drivers
7. You still have to. – The Law
8. Are you sure? – Drivers
9. Yes. – The Law
10. Can I get a second opinion? – Drivers
11. No. – The Law
12. Why? – Drivers
13. Because THE FUCKING LAW, that’s why. – The Law
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Welcome to the 100 Suckers Club.

So this just happened:

100Following

Needless to say, I’m very disappointed in all of you. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time?

Seriously though, you guys are awesome. I was floored when my followers even hit double digits, and now I’m sub-floored, positively basemented that I’ve managed to hit three digits in less than a year. You all have something very wrong with you, and I love you for it.

I’d love to give you some sort of award for willingly subscribing to my nonsensical ramblings, but all I have to offer is sarcasm and F bombs.

Here, you can all share that silver medal I got the year I didn’t suck quite as badly at skating as usual.

You’ve earned it.