A deep thought on a slow Tuesday.

Friends, if you’re ever tempted to make the old “I already have a dishwasher, it’s called my wife” joke, just remember that the person of whom you speak is surrounded by cleaning products, wearing rubber gloves, and quite possibly currently holding a knife or other sharp kitchen implement. Never sass a woman who has everything she needs handy to murder you and cover her tracks.

And suddenly this card takes on a whole new sinister meaning.