Guys I don’t want to alarm anyone but I have a feeling times are currently tough in Arendelle, because it appears that everyone’s favorite song-belting, snow-golem-building ice queen may have resorted to… *ahem* …alternative means of bringing in revenue to the kingdom.
[insert “frozen assets” joke followed by “ba-dum-tss” here]
I dunno, maybe I’m jumping to conclusions. Maybe Elsa just spent a sweaty half hour in Oaken’s trading post sauna and she needed to cool off.
On top of a culinary school sign.
Near one the busiest tourist spots in Vancouver.
Wearing a come-hither stare and not much else.
It could happen.
Either way, we get it, Elsa, the cold doesn’t bother you. Now go put on some damn pants.
1. A person who lives next to or near another person. – Merriam-Webster1
2. The reason I spend most of my time daydreaming about thicker walls. – The Nut
1. To cross a street at a place other than a regular crossing or in a heedless manner, as diagonally or against a traffic light. – Dictionary.com1
2. An easy way to get rid of any small dogs or children you might have been regretting bringing into your life. – The Nut
So I was absent-mindedly browsing Cracked.com the other day, because addiction is a terrible thing, when I saw this.
Here’s what scares me: until I noticed the broken glasses and the severed finger, I didn’t immediately realize it was from a Photoplasty contest. I just assumed some dude was actually selling questionable meat on Craigslist, because Craigslist.
Look, I found a real buyer for your fake ad! Just add freezer burn and he’ll take it, NQA.
But also because I used to work in a grocery store. And I know things, people. Things I can never unknow.