liquor
noun
1. An alcoholic drink. – Merriam-Webster1
2. Something Nutty Hubby can’t stand, therefore WOOHOO, MORE FOR ME!
– The Nut
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to alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems
NanoPoblano, Day 25: You’re gonna need a bigger beer.
Wednesday.
*glares*
I’m on to you, Wednesday. And I’m getting just a little sick of your shit.
Time to bring out the big guns.
Oenophaking it.
oenophile
noun
1. A lover or connoisseur of wine. – Merriam-Webster1
2. Someone who deliberately puts off actually drinking any wine because they’d rather talk about it for an hour first. – The Nut
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Sunday Sing-along
I had so much fun with Friday’s 12 Days of Nutmas that I’ve decided to go ahead and ruin a few more of your favorite Christmas songs before the big day arrives. So get out your pitch pipes and corkscrews, because today we’re singing…
Let Wine Flow
Oh the weather outside is shitty
‘Cause it’s raining in the city
So crack open the Bordeaux
Let wine flow! Let wine flow! Let wine flow!
Though your family’s being awful
And you’re thinking things unlawful
Before you go striking blows
Let wine flow! Let wine flow! Let wine flow!
If we happen to sober up
How we’ll fester with anger and bile
But with booze brimming in our cups
We’ll take it all with a smile!
And later we’ll slip a fiver
To the designated driver
And we’ll sing in a drunken glow:
“Let it go! Let it go! Can’t hold it back anymo-” “HEY! Can it, Elsa. I thought I told you guys no more goddamn Frozen songs in my car.” “Sorry.”
The hangover never bothered me anyway.
Spoken Like A True Nut 