Mini Nut: judge, jury, and eggxecutioner.

egg
noun
1. The hard-shelled reproductive body produced by a bird and especially by the common domestic chicken; also :  its contents used as food. – Merriam-Webster¹
2. Thing from a chicken; edible in scrambled or hard boiled form only, with no additional ingredients or seasonings other than a light dusting of salt. – The Nut, age 4

Fed Up Friday

I don’t bother checking Facebook on Fridays anymore. I know what I’m going to see. Ten billion pictures, videos and posts all with the same message: TGIF.

Yeah, no. I’m not fucking thanking anybody that it’s Friday. Friday can kiss my ass.