Excuse me while I tear my hair out.

Um, holy shit guys, Nano Poblano starts tomorrow.

OCTOBER, YOU ORANGE PUMPKIN-SPICED CANDY-CORN-LITTERED BASTARD, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO IN SUCH A DAMN HURRY?

Spoiler alert: I am not remotely in the least even potentially ready for the task of posting every day for a month so I take no responsibility for the quality or lack thereof of any and all posts for the next 30 days.

Read at your own risk, and if you happen to be within a ten-block radius of me right now, please disregard the screaming; I’m sure my vocal cords’ll give out eventually.

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