Common sense in retrograde.

Now that the U.S. midterm elections are over, we can all get back to business and focus on what’s really important: astrology.

I know, I know, people like to throw a lot of words around like “pseudoscience” or “quackery” or “what are you doing on my roof with that telescope you fucking weirdo?” when it comes to divining personal meaning from the cosmos. I used to be one of them.

Until I saw a sign.

Twelve of them, actually.

Sitting right there under my nose, languishing shamefully unnoticed in my spam folder, were one dozen all-important nuggets of pure, auspicious, life-altering gold.

A less open-minded person might not have given them a moment’s pause, might have even deleted them without a second glance, never knowing how close they came to enlightenment.

Be thankful I am not that person, and that I have decided to share this wisdom with you all instead of greedily keeping it to myself.

You’re welcome.

♈︎ Aries (Mar 20 – Apr 20):
Of course and why you’re going to always be do that it. Must follow their rules and guidelines, like it is hosted by another everyone.

♉︎ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 21):
Within these cases, the simple fact that you wish to read gets completely ignored. For this reason I continually go as well as read increasing amounts of his work.

♊︎ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 21):
For you to forget, without compromising an individual have to produce to people.
Users will start noticing the good content you link to, and they’ll start noticing you.
It’s likely that ALL analysts.

♋︎ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 23):
You need recognize what oodles of flab to optimize. Put your readers at ease by not being too bad-tempered. Now that’s the formula to making your advertising prospecting.

♌︎ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 23):
Help make sure that a body’s running an authentic business. 

♍︎ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 23):
You can be trying to sell. Now tend to be all to be able to make money, right?

♎︎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 23):
Various other words, just before purchasing as exact as may in relation to its what outcome you want. A person never in order to present a blanket any baby with wrong name spelling and signature.

♏︎ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 22):
Try it, a person not be sorry. It’s not that easy to create traffic into a website.
These used a few ideas nevertheless the choice really is endless.

♐︎ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 22):
Dating apps open a world of choice to you.

♑︎ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 20):
Do not stress yourself anymore thinking what gift to provide to friends. It may be that our prayers for justice activate the power of existence force is actually God. Look kept own the room, anywhere you go.

♒︎ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Are you able to guess what probably taken place? However, you prefer to be cautious because are unable to want to be too education.

♓︎ Pisces (Feb 18 – Mar 20):
Don’t wear seat belts lest you drown in your own urine?


6 thoughts on “Common sense in retrograde.

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  2. Yeah, yeah, oh ye of little faith. Mock, mock away. What you don’t seem to understand is that these words need to be laid out on a grid. Or maybe it’s the phrases that need to be lade out on a grid. Or griddle. Anyway, you lay it out and then you read it vertically, or maybe right to left, but anyway you read it correctly and voila! Behold! The wisdom of the ages will be revealed to you!

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