Trek the Wars.

Writing my own bastardized versions of popular Christmas songs is usually something of an annual tradition for me.

Key word: usually. Sadly, due to a sudden apparent complete lack of creativity on my part, it doesn’t look like that will be happening this year.

Or maybe 2016 was just so awful that even I’m having trouble making light of it.

Happily, though, the internet is a thing, so at the very least I’m still able to enjoy and share the irreverent holiday mockeries of others.

Like the Wookiee-tastic version of Silent Night that I stumbled upon last night.

Wow, the walking carpet can carry a tune! Who knew?

But I’ve always been more of a Trekkie myself; specifically, a Next Generation Trekkie. And although being serenaded by Chewie definitely tickles my funny bone, I find this classic holiday offering featuring Captain Jean-Luc Picard & Co. far more…engage-ing.

#sorrynotsorry

What’s your favorite carol crime? Pour yourself a glass of spiked eggnog (unless eggnog’s not your thing, in which case MORE FOR ME, SUCKER) and post your most gigglesome holiday twisted tune selections in the comments so we can all have a much needed guffaw.

P.S. Pets in Santa hats also accepted.
P.P.S. Or GIFs of people slipping hilariously on ice.
P.P.P.S. Or whatever you want, really. I’m not picky, nor am I good at sticking to themes.

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3 thoughts on “Trek the Wars.

  1. As an old-school Doctor Who fan my favorite Christmas carol should probably be “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”, which the Doctor reinterpreted as a Venusian love song that, roughly translated, said, “Close your eyes my pretty darling. Well, three of them at least.”
    But there is something special about that Jean-Luc Picard.

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  2. that song was played, and replayed at our household over Christmas. The first time I giggled…the 764 893 time I tried to smother myself with a pillow. Now that the holiday season was over I figured I’d get a reprieve…they’ve migrated to the Seagulls (stop it now) song…please send your pillows

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