We apologize for the 3-year delay in your shipment of total BS.

Who needs to spend money on tickets to comedy shows when you can just pay a visit to your Spam folder?

Ah 2013, that long-ago era when the apostrophe was just a twinkle in a grammarian’s eye and FedEx had yet to figure out they could squish all their letters together to make that cute little hidden arrow in the “Ex”.

I bet this is about those X-Ray Specs I ordered way back when and never received. Or maybe the Sea Monkeys? Oooooooh, or the time machine!!!

…goddammit, FedEx, did you steal my time machine?

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