1. Best known as the Benny Hill theme song. Properties: Ability to make ANYTHING funny while listening to it. – Urban Dictionary1
2. If you haven’t yet had the privilege of discovering Benny Hill This, then today’s your lucky day. – The Nut
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh…guys, I’m sick.
Whatever bug had my boss sniffling and sneezing so forcefully the other day seems to have followed me home, the little plaguey bastard.
I hate being sick on a gorgeous day like this. It’s hard to enjoy a perfect clear sky and cool breeze when your sinuses are trying to explode and your throat is insisting you’ve been chugging rusty nails all night. At least ugly overcast days feel a little like they’re sympathizing.
Time for a distraction. Benny Hill ALL THE THINGS!
For those who are not familiar with the revivifying ritual of Benny Hilling, it goes something like this:
Step 1: Grab the URL of your favorite YouTube video of fast-paced dancing, running or just some good old-fashioned general mayhem you want to
desecrate make into comedy gold.
Step 2: Add Benny.
Step 3: Laugh…on the inside, because your throat hurts like a motherfucker enough already.
Incidentally this is also the best possible way to react to the annoyance of being rickrolled, because Never Gonna Give You Up is actually surprisingly entertaining when sped up and Sax-ified.
OK Go – A Million Ways…actually, make that almost any video by OK Go. If you only watch one of these mashup monstrosities, make it this one. It’s a thing of beauty.
Bonus points if you’re high as fuck on NyQuil and already think everything is funnier than it is. Speaking of which, if you’ll excuse me I have some self-medicating to do.
May the Sax be with you.
Today’s blog post was brought to you by the letter Y, the number 35, and the Please, Rick Astley, For The Love Of God Please Give Me Up Challenge, AKA the Blogging A to Z Challenge.
1 “yakety sax” UrbanDictionary.com. Urban Dictionary, 2016. Web. 29 April 2016.