So this just happened:
Needless to say, I’m very disappointed in all of you. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time?
Seriously though, you guys are awesome. I was floored when my followers even hit double digits, and now I’m sub-floored, positively basemented that I’ve managed to hit three digits in less than a year. You all have something very wrong with you, and I love you for it.
I’d love to give you some sort of award for willingly subscribing to my nonsensical ramblings, but all I have to offer is sarcasm and F bombs.
Here, you can all share that silver medal I got the year I didn’t suck quite as badly at skating as usual.
You’ve earned it.