Oh, eu.

Nutty Hubby: Someone just wheeled their newborn through the office. I may have misheard, but I think the kid’s name is Unix.

Me: Boy or girl? If it’s a girl it could plausibly be Eunice.

Nutty Hubby: Nah, I’m not that nice.

Me: Eudouche.

Nutty Hubby: Touché.



7 thoughts on “Oh, eu.

  1. I went to college with a girl named Eunice. She was a year younger, which disturbed me because I thought, outside of Mama’s Family, nobody had named their child Eunice since 1952. Or it could have been a boy named Eustace. That’s someone taking their Narnia fandom way too far.

    And awful as those puns may be they despair before the mighty punchline of the aquarium employee arrested for stepping over a tranquilized lion while carrying hatchling seagulls in an effort to get dolphins to stop mating. Even if you don’t know the joke that should be enough clues to know his crime was transporting young gulls across a sedate lion for immoral porpoises.


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