I had so much fun with Friday’s 12 Days of Nutmas that I’ve decided to go ahead and ruin a few more of your favorite Christmas songs before the big day arrives. So get out your pitch pipes and corkscrews, because today we’re singing…
Let Wine Flow
Oh the weather outside is shitty
‘Cause it’s raining in the city
So crack open the Bordeaux
Let wine flow! Let wine flow! Let wine flow!
Though your family’s being awful
And you’re thinking things unlawful
Before you go striking blows
Let wine flow! Let wine flow! Let wine flow!
If we happen to sober up
How we’ll fester with anger and bile
But with booze brimming in our cups
We’ll take it all with a smile!
And later we’ll slip a fiver
To the designated driver
And we’ll sing in a drunken glow:
“Let it go! Let it go! Can’t hold it back anymo-” “HEY! Can it, Elsa. I thought I told you guys no more goddamn Frozen songs in my car.” “Sorry.”
The hangover never bothered me anyway.
Spoken Like A True Nut 
Thankfully, I remain one of the few people who have not seen the movie. I do like your song though. 🙂
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I actually enjoyed the movie a fair bit. I don’t think it’s ZOMG BEST DISNEY MOVIE EVER like a lot of people seem to, but it was super cute.
But when all of a sudden every single thing on TV and YouTube is either a cover or a parody of Let It Go…yeah, gets a little old.
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This song may prevent me from assaulting my in-laws this Christmas…maybe… 😉
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Well, it’s the thought that counts. 😉
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THAT was beyond adorable. 🙂 And I made my husband DVR Frozen since we’re both curious to see what all the flippin’ fuss is about! Merry Christmas!
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I dare you not to fall in love with Sven. He’s basically an even more adorable version of the horse from Tangled.
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Ah. Another one I haven’t seen yet!
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I think I may have to sing this to my “Frozen” obsessed family members… 🙂
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Just start asking them “Do you wanna build a snowman?” every two seconds. Especially when they’re trying to sleep. They’ll learn to stop bringing it up around you pretty quick if they know what’s good for them.
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Do you want to hide a body?
Hide any proof of crime….
A much better idea, don’t you think?
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