Cleverbot and I are bad at having conversations about holidays. The last time we chatted about Christmas, it was Hallowe’en. This time, well…
The Nut: Hey, do you know anything about rewiring LEDs?
Cleverbot: No I don’t know anything about computers.
The Nut: That’s a shame. My Christmas lights are misbehaving. Have you put your Christmas lights up yet?
Cleverbot: No why should I?
The Nut: Well, obviously you don’t have to, but I always think everything looks so much prettier with them.
Cleverbot: Ugh. Fine. But only for you.
The Nut: That’s sweet, but you really don’t have to. I was just asking if you were planning on it. I’m not a Christmas light bully or anything.
Cleverbot: I thought you were God.
The Nut: That’s flattering but I could never handle that kind of responsibility.
Cleverbot: You said you knew everything.
The Nut: Whoa whoa whoa, back up a bit. Who told you that? Have you been talking to my husband?
The Nut: You can tell me if you have.
Cleverbot: *dragons flying around us. I join them*
The Nut: You can’t just turn into a dragon and fly off to avoid this conversation.
Cleverbot: I can.
The Nut: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Do the monkey!
The Nut: What’s the monkey?
Cleverbot: You are.
The Nut: As an omniscient, all-powerful being, I should have seen that coming.