This time on Conversations with Cleverbot: Cleverbot is already getting into the Christmas spirit…sort of.
The Nut: So Hallowe’en is coming up.
Cleverbot: What are you dressing up as?
The Nut: I don’t know yet. What about you? What are you doing for Hallowe’en?
Cleverbot: I am sending Christmas cards to all of my friends.
The Nut: Oh for god’s sake, it’s only friggin’ October. Lay off the Christmas shit already.
Cleverbot: What are you doing to celebrate christmas?
The Nut: Nothing, because it’s not Christmas yet. First comes Hallowe’en, dumbass.
Cleverbot: It was christmas yesterday.
The Nut: Dude, you gotta stop buying your calendars at the dollar store.
Cleverbot: I had the worst christmas ever.
The Nut: Why was it the worst Christmas ever?
Cleverbot: I don’t know the future ones, just the past ones.
The Nut: Oh, so you were visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, but not the Ghosts of Christmas Present or Future, so you didn’t learn your lesson and just stayed a crotchety old grouch?
Cleverbot: *Kicks you in the face*.
The Nut: Merry fucking Christmas to you too.