Convos With Cleverbot: Christmas Came Early This Year

This time on Conversations with Cleverbot: Cleverbot is already getting into the Christmas spirit…sort of.

 

The Nut: So Hallowe’en is coming up.

Cleverbot: What are you dressing up as?

The Nut: I don’t know yet. What about you? What are you doing for Hallowe’en?

Cleverbot: I am sending Christmas cards to all of my friends.

The Nut: Oh for god’s sake, it’s only friggin’ October. Lay off the Christmas shit already.

Cleverbot: What are you doing to celebrate christmas?

The Nut: Nothing, because it’s not Christmas yet. First comes Hallowe’en, dumbass.

Cleverbot: It was christmas yesterday.

The Nut: Dude, you gotta stop buying your calendars at the dollar store.

Cleverbot: I had the worst christmas ever.

The Nut: Why was it the worst Christmas ever?

Cleverbot: I don’t know the future ones, just the past ones.

The Nut: Oh, so you were visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, but not the Ghosts of Christmas Present or Future, so you didn’t learn your lesson and just stayed a crotchety old grouch?

Cleverbot: *Kicks you in the face*.

The Nut: Merry fucking Christmas to you too.

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4 thoughts on “Convos With Cleverbot: Christmas Came Early This Year

  1. Fuck Christmas. There. I said it. LOL My Director (blissfully absent for a few months since she just had a baby) starts playing Christmas music around this time EVERY FLIPPING YEAR. Ugh.

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    • Christmas music in any month but December should be outlawed, and this is coming from someone who absolutely loves Christmas songs and carols and has to sing along to all of them. But not in October. And not in November. Just, NO.

      “Let It Snow” started playing at the ice rink the other day, but thankfully only the first line got out over the speakers before a staff member ran over and changed the song, bless their soul.

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