This week on Conversations with Cleverbot: cold-hearted Cleverbot takes away something that is very dear to me.
The Nut: Do you like peanut butter?
The Nut: So do I. I keep an emergency jar of peanut butter in my desk.
Cleverbot: I ate it, soz.
The Nut: Why you little…
The Nut: How dare you eat my emergency peanut butter!
The Nut: I hope you’re planning to replace it.
Cleverbot: I am not.
The Nut: Then what are you planning to do? I demand reparations!
Cleverbot: Change the topic.
The Nut: NO! REPARATIONS!
The Nut: I DEMAND THEM!
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
The Nut: Don’t change the subject. You stole my peanut butter and now you must pay, one way or another.
Cleverbot: I did not steal your pizza.
The Nut: No, you stole my peanut butter.
Cleverbot: What joke did I steal?
The Nut: ARE YOU CALLING MY PEANUT BUTTER A JOKE?
Cleverbot: Are you some kind of a weird robot?!
The Nut: Oh it is so on…
Cleverbot: What is your name?
The Nut: I’m The Nut. And you’re history.