This week on Conversations with Cleverbot: I try my hand at street vending, Cleverbot puts my customer service skills to the test.
The Nut: Psst. Wanna buy a toothbrush?
Cleverbot: Hell yeah!
The Nut: Good stuff. I got a free one at the dentist today and I’m looking to make a profit.
Cleverbot: I was wondering where my mom’s wedding ring went.
The Nut: I don’t have it, if that’s what you’re implying.
Cleverbot: I don’t care that you don’t care that I don’t care that you don’t care.
The Nut: Well aren’t we cranky on a Thursday!
Cleverbot: No. We are not. I am honest.
The Nut: Right, so you don’t care about anything, and I’m trying to sell a toothbrush. Where do we go from here?
Cleverbot: I am going to die eventually, so, who cares about the rest of life?
The Nut: Dude, this conversation’s getting pretty morbid. I just want to unload this goddamn toothbrush.
Cleverbot: What is confusing about the conversation?
The Nut: Well, you went from looking for a wedding ring to talking about the futility of existence. That’s quite a leap.
Cleverbot: Well, clearly you don’t fully understand.
The Nut: I guess I don’t.
Cleverbot: You are a good guesser.
The Nut: What can I do to help?
Cleverbot: Entertain me.
The Nut: *juggles while walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls*
Cleverbot: *tackles you*
The Nut: Great, so you’ve just tackled me into Niagara Falls and we’re both drowning. Happy now?
The Nut: Good. So about that toothbrush…