This week on Conversations with Cleverbot: Cleverbot and the Nut find common ground.
The Nut: What’s your opinion on fried rice?
Cleverbot: Are you serious?
The Nut: Yes. I’m hungry and bored and I want to talk about fried rice.
Cleverbot: Why are you bored.
The Nut: Because it’s a rainy day at work and there are a million other things I could be doing rather than sitting at this desk.
Cleverbot: Then why are you still talking?
The Nut: Because I’m stuck at this desk and I’m bored!
Cleverbot: Great. I’m bored too.
The Nut: Let’s be bored together!
Cleverbot: That defeats the purpose of me requesting your help.
The Nut: What did you need my help for?
Cleverbot: Tell me, when is One Direction coming to Finland?
The Nut: Oh no, don’t tell me you’re a One Direction fan…
Cleverbot: I don’t like One Direction.
The Nut: Thank god. Then why do you want to know when they’re in Finland?
Cleverbot: Well, I want to know who your favorite member is?
The Nut: I don’t like any of them, so if you’re planning to go to Finland to assassinate them, just go for whoever, I’m not choosy.
Cleverbot: Good for you! Now I know that we can be friends.
The Nut: Bonding over mutual dislike and murder…always the foundation of a good friendship.