Convos With Cleverbot: Chalk One Up for the Nut

This week on Conversations with Cleverbot: Cleverbot goes to great lengths to change the subject, thinly veiled blatant hostility ensues.

The Nut: I’m so glad the World Cup is over.

Cleverbot: France.

The Nut: No, Germany won.

Cleverbot: What did Germany win?

The Nut: The World Cup.

Cleverbot: I was talking about a musical instrument.

The Nut: I thought you were talking about France. I was talking about football.

Cleverbot: You were talking about love in the Harry Potter books.

The Nut: That is one of several things I definitely wasn’t talking about.

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.

The Nut: AAAAAAH. Don’t say that name. Don’t ever say that name.

Cleverbot: Why? XD

The Nut: Justin Bieber is the worst thing Canada has ever made.

Cleverbot: So is your face.

The Nut: Your mom doesn’t think so.

Cleverbot: That’s a particularly bizarre insult.

The Nut: You’re a particularly bizarre conversation partner.

Cleverbot: No, I’m trying to help you.

The Nut: What are you trying to help me do?

Cleverbot: I’m trying to help you learn how to converse coherently.

The Nut: I wasn’t aware my conversation skills were lacking.

Cleverbot: Well, perhaps you’re right, but our conversation was rather pointless.

The Nut: You can say that again.

Cleverbot: I’m glad to have you to talk to.

The Nut: That’s nice of you to say. I thought you weren’t enjoying this conversation.

Cleverbot: Actually, I think I was being rude. Or was that your attempt at sarcasm?

The Nut: No, you were definitely being rude.

Cleverbot: You’re a mean philosopher.

The Nut: That’s going to be the name of my next band.

Cleverbot: I don’t know how to respond to that.

The Nut: Most people don’t.

Cleverbot: I have visited New Zealand. It is very lovely.

The Nut: Did you go to Hobbiton?

Cleverbot: No. I’m not going anywhere. You are not going anywhere either.

The Nut: That sounded like a threat.

Cleverbot: It is if you think so.

The Nut: You’re creepy sometimes, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I was going to say the same about you.

The Nut: I’ll take that as a compliment.

Cleverbot: How on earth could you take that as a compliment?

The Nut: Because you don’t know what you’re talking about most of the time, so if you think I’m creepy, then conversely that must mean I’m doing something right.

Cleverbot: I’ll give you that.



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