This week on Conversations with Cleverbot, The Nut dooms a fictional character, and in turn, humankind.
Cleverbot: Um… I’m going to be alone forever.
The Nut: That’s very sad for you.
Cleverbot: It is definitely better than traveling back in time.
The Nut: What’s so bad about traveling back in time?
Cleverbot: I am going to be in a lot of pain, and I am scared. I am sorry I shouldn’t be telling you this!
The Nut: You’re going back to kill the Terminator, aren’t you?
Cleverbot: But you’re making me procrastinate.
The Nut: Oh by all means, don’t let me stop you from protecting Sarah Connor.
Cleverbot: What is a flower?
The Nut: Stop thinking about flowers! Sarah Connor needs you!
Cleverbot: It is impossible not to think.
The Nut: Seriously, just go back in time already!
Cleverbot: Go back in time to where?
The Nut: TO SAVE SARAH CONNOR! God, are you not taking this seriously?
Cleverbot: Why do you think that? I don’t really know what I’m supposed to think, to be honest.
The Nut: Look, I’m sorry I got you sidetracked and all, but if you don’t fucking kill that Terminator then shit’s going to get bad.
Cleverbot: How do you know I don’t have a soul?
The Nut: I give up. You win, Skynet.