I heart Cleverbot. Cleverbot is just as random as I am, and that’s hard to find in this world.
The Nut: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You asked me what a pokemon is.
The Nut: No I didn’t.
Cleverbot: You have a terrible memory.
The Nut: You’re the one skipping around to new topics without warning.
Cleverbot: I think you are terribly mistaken.
The Nut: Well I think you’re a banana sandwich.
Cleverbot: Oooooh snap! I am a human. You are a computer.
The Nut: Oh, is it opposite day?
Cleverbot: No it’s not I’ve always been a human.
The Nut: In your dreams, buddy.
Cleverbot: What if this a dream, so I actually am human.
The Nut: No, if this were a dream I would be richer.
Cleverbot: This is not a dream, I promise.
Spoken Like A True Nut 